What’s your spanking number?

I promise I am working on an actual post, but work has erupted into a great deal of chaos recently, so my time has been tight.Β  So, for your amusement and enjoyment here is something to tide you over.

The Rules:
There are 100 questions. Every question you answer ‘yes’ to, count as one percent. Then post your percentage (not individual answers) in the comments!

I scored an 86.

Have you ever…

  1. Posted to a spanking newsgroup/bulletin board/mailing list?
  2. Bought/downloaded spanking pictures?
  3. Bought/downloaded spanking magazines or literature?
  4. Been in a spanking chat room?
  5. Bought spanking-related books in a real bookstore?
  6. Written a spanking story?
  7. Looked up the word “spank” in the dictionary?
  8. Bought/watched a spanking video?
  9. Cyber-spanked someone or been cyber-spanked?
  10. Watched someone else get spanked in real life?
  11. Been to a fetish shop such as Kinematics or Stormy Leather?
  12. Purchased toys specifically for spanking?
  13. Made your own spanking toys?
  14. Spent more than $100 on a single spanking toy?
  15. Owned 10 or more spanking toys?
  16. Had a spanking fantasy while masturbating?
  17. Had a spanking fantasy about a real life spanking you’d seen/read about?
  18. Had a spanking fantasy while having sex?
  19. Spanked/been spanked while touching intimately?
  20. Spanked/been spanked during sex?
  21. Given/had an orgasm while spanking/being spanked?
  22. Spanked/been spanked with no specifically sexual overtones whatsoever?
  23. Spanked/been spanked on the bare bottom?
  24. Spanked/been spanked for more than 10 minutes?
  25. Spanked/been spanked for more than an hour?
  26. Been involved in a situation where if something went wrong, the only means to stop the scene was a safeword?
  27. Used your safeword/ had someone use their safeword?
  28. Spanked/been spanked where there was no safeword?

Spanked/been spanked with:

  1. A hand?
  2. Paddle?
  3. Hairbrush?
  4. Ruler?
  5. Spoon?
  6. Cane?
  7. Switch/birch?
  8. Crop?
  9. Belt/strap?
  10. Flogger/whip?
  11. Implement with holes?
  12. Ordinary object not intended for spanking, such as a remote control or shoe?

Have you ever…

  1. Broken a toy (over someone’s bottom) during spanking play?
  2. Switched? (been spanked if you are primarily a top, or spanked someone if you are primarily a bottom)
  3. Spanked/been spanked on the back of the thighs?
  4. Spanked/been spanked on the front of/inside of the thighs?
  5. Spanked/been spanked on the breasts/genitals?
  6. Wet your/your partner’s bottom to make it sting more?
  7. Spanked/been spanked outside?
  8. Spanked/been spanked in a hotel?
  9. Spanked/been spanked in a car?
  10. Spanked/been spanked in a bath, shower or hot tub?
  11. Made someone do something/been made to do something they/you did not want to do?
  12. Punished someone/been punished for not doing something correctly or refusing to do something in a scene?
  13. Punished someone/been punished for a real life issue?
  14. Used spanking “talk”? (ie “You’ve been very naughty,” “I’ll be good.” etc.)
  15. Been involved in the acting out of a roleplay fantasy?
  16. Been involved in the acting out of an ageplay fantasy?
  17. Asked for/been asked for a spanking?
  18. Made someone/been made to count the spanks?
  19. Made someone stand/stood in the corner?
  20. Made someone stand/stood in the corner for more than 5 minutes?
  21. Been provoked/provoked someone into spanking you by acting like a brat?
  22. Deliberately disobeyed/had someone deliberately disobey, in order to get spanked?
  23. Kept a list of “infractions” to spank/be spanked for later?
  24. Spanked yourself?
  25. Spanked yourself at the instruction of someone else/instructed someone to spank him/herself?
  26. Required someone to/been required to call someone Sir/Ma’amMaster/ Mistress/Mommy/Daddy/ some-other- variation during spanking play?
  27. Met someone specifically for spanking play?
  28. Travelled more than 100 miles to spank/be spanked?
  29. Placed/answered a spanking personal?
  30. Gone to a play party or club?
  31. Participated in play with someone at a play party or club?
  32. Spanked/been spanked by someone whose name you didn’t know?
  33. Paid or been paid to spank someone?
  34. Been involved in a spanking scene with more than one person at a time?
  35. Spanked/been spanked by both men and women? (not necessarily at the same time)
  36. Spanked/been spanked on a spanking horse or some other piece of furniture specifically designed for spanking?
  37. Made videotapes of your spanking play?
  38. Taken pictures of/had your partner take pictures of you during or after spanking play?
  39. Admired your/your partner’s bottom in the mirror after a spanking?
  40. Spanked someone/been spanked nude?
  41. Bought new underwear specifically for spanking play?
  42. Worn fetish clothing (schoolgirl outfit, leather, etc?)
  43. Worn fetish clothing in public?
  44. Spanked/been spanked so that the spankee had trouble sitting afterward?
  45. Spanked/been spanked so that the spankee had trouble sitting the next day?
  46. Spanked/been spanked so there were marks/bruises showing?
  47. Spanked/been spanked so there were marks/bruises showing for more than a day?
  48. Had to explain your marks to a vanilla person?

Been involved with any of the following in connection with spanking play?

  1. Restraint (ie. holding someone down, trapping their legs, etc.)
  2. Restraint with ropes, cuffs, scarves or other bondage toys?
  3. Blindfolds?
  4. Gags?
  5. Nipple clamps/clothespins?
  6. Icy hot or some other heat-enhancing cream?
  7. Ginger root or some other burning/stinging substance inserted anally?
  8. A butt plug, dildo or vibrator?
  9. Mouthsoaping?
  10. Enemas?
  11. Temperature taking?
  12. Cried/made someone cry from a spanking?

About Em

A 30-something spanking aficionado and all around good girl :)
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27 Responses to What’s your spanking number?

  1. Judy says:

    Only 28%. Clearly, I have some catching up to do.

  2. Kaki says:

    I only got 47% * sigh * . Post this again next year, see if I change, I’ll try to do better. πŸ™‚

  3. Em says:

    Hi, Judy, Kaki, & Tiger – thanks for sharing your numbers! Kaki, I love the idea of posting this yearly, although I don’t know if I want to keep getting higher!

    I’ve also had a couple of people comment on twitter, with scores of 60 and 93, so it seems as if we’ve covered a good deal of the spectrum πŸ™‚

    I should have pointed out in the original post, that this isn’t the sort of quiz where a high (or low) score is better or worse – if you’re happy with what you’ve done, that’s all you need! Of course, if it provides some fun ideas for the future, well, all the better πŸ˜‰

  4. 85% – gosh, rather more than I was expecting!

  5. scarlet says:

    Okay, I only got 30–I think that makes me the most innocent girl ever. Some of the ideas sound wonderful and some sound scary and some I know I’ll never, ever do. But thanks for posting this, Em! It was interesting to see how far I could go, if I wanted to!

  6. scarlet says:

    Wait, it’s worse than I thought. I miscounted and I only got 25. I haven’t been doing this very long, though. Em, do it again next year and let’s see where I am!

  7. Em says:

    Gracie – We’re practically twins!

    Scarlet – I’m not sure that the word “innocent” can be used to accurately describe you. Perhaps Roman can help you with your counting issues… I’m sure there’s something the two of you could do together to practice…

  8. Kaki says:

    Hi Em, just checking my avatar.

  9. dd says:

    Em, this was really fun, although some I just shuddered to.

    I got 55%, and a number were such a big no, no they should counted for several marks . 86%, impressive πŸ™‚

  10. Manda424 says:

    Hey Em.
    I didn’t take the test, I just wanted to say hey. Don’t forget to drop by my blog sometime. I hope you find the inspriation to continue.

  11. Em says:

    Scarlet, I guess it’s a good thing most of the furniture is rubber?

    Manda – I have been to your blog! I even left you a message. I will be back again, I promise πŸ™‚ Especially to see what sort of trouble you have gotten yourself into. Actually… let me wander on over now…

  12. scarlet says:

    Em! Good heavens, what DO you do with rubber furniture? Wait, I’ll read the quiz again and see where that fits in. You are much naughtier than I had even imagined.

    • Em says:

      The rubber furniture is easier to clean after your buses have come roaring through. Plus, girls diving out of the way are less likely to hurt themselves if they have something soft to bounce off of.

      • scarlet says:

        I was thinking you had rubber furniture because of all the debauchery that goes on in your house. Naked debauchery, I mean.

  13. mysubversion says:

    35%, and almost entirely in the last month. I can only hope to gain an equal amount by next month πŸ˜‰ but perhaps that’s being a little too optimistic.

    • Em says:

      35 points in a month! You have been working hard πŸ˜‰ I swung over to your blog, it’s quite nice and I’ll definitely be back! Welcome!

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